Zombie Returns

I have no idea why we can be so gay XD~!


I've gotten myself new glasses. Like, finally.

Call me "megane onna" (glasses girl) or whatever, I seriously cannot survive a day without them anymore. You know "imba"? That's the perfect word to describe the power difference between my eyes. Skehwie. 4XX vs 1XX.

Anyway, let's get used to this. Now I really look like a nerd. Bleh.

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Found something interesting while looking through some of my old notes. Read this carefully guys, if you call yourself a man.

This is from Teambuilding & Leadership Skills class last semester.

Etiquette For A True Gentleman

Everyday life checklist:
1. Open and hold doors for others
2. Coat please
3. Help her with her seat
4. Is this yours?
5. Take my seat
6. Walk nearest to the curb
7. May I get you something?
8. Be punctual
9. Let me carry that

Ask yourselves, how qualified are you? We'll see pass number 2, since it's not very applicable in a country like M'sia, but look at number 8... =.="... you see what I mean?? lol. Guys I know are really... not very punctual... but for some reasons... they could easily get through the other 7... o.o...

Is it really that hard to be on time???

There's more to the notes:

Additional tips
1. Be distinctive but discrete
2. Learn how to cook at least one dish
3. Learn about different types of wine
4. Learn what perfume she likes (buy it) and what cologne she likes (use it)
5. Learn how to ballroom dance
6. Learn how to make mix drinks other than hooch (Cosmopolitan, Vodka, Martini, Manhattan)
7. Learn how to properly tie a necktie, most importantly a bow tie
8. Learn how to give a good massage

Gosh. If you have any... say... 5 of the above, you're complete (but not perfect), in my opinion.

Now you know why Kaji is my choice, because HE IS PERFECT!


I know he's fictional. Thank you.


They should add another one: Learn how to play a musical instrument XD~!

Get etiquette for a true lady... then you'll see how unlady-like I am. lol. Even so, I love gentlemen. =P

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People, I am all tied up with assignments. But good news is, it's gonna be over real soon. Just you wait. I need a good outing to make up for all this stress. A GOOD MEAL.

Now good night.

p/s: Had another dream few days ago and this time, I was the one with the big house. Very, very complex design. Very, very beautiful features and close to nature. I didn't feel like coming back up but reality kicks in with my alarm clock ringing and then I woke up. Can I have an episode 2 to this??? =X