I am the Panda

It's strange. Don't ask me. It's just strange.

I started my day with rounds of Big 2 with friends in the university. OMG Emily is the cutest card player I've ever seen all my life. Have you ever seen anyone losing with 3, and I mean 3 "Big 2"s??? LOL.

She didn't know that I could actually play that well. According to her, I appear too demure and well-mannered to look like someone who actually knows how to 'gamble'. She also added that I am good at shuffling and distributing the cards (which is so untrue). Obviously, she didn't know that I am a 'trained player'.

Come on, I've been playing since 8 or 9 yrs old... So don't get the wrong impression =X

As usual, I didn't really have the heart to listen to lectures so I basically shrugged it off with 'hearing' alone. But seriously, TB1 was so 'energetic' during lecture for Sociology. Actually that was what the lecturer thought. We laughed so hard upon the comment and replied that it was merely an 'optical illusion'. Ian said that it was 'Hawthorne effect'. lol.

Tzia was mightier, she actually finished watching 10 episodes of HK drama in lecture classes OMG!

And Leanne was caught secretly snacking in class (without sharing)!!!

You are under arrest =X

Ops I guess she did share it with kok-kok-die...

Joshua the honour student told us some not-so-healthy- jokes which were in fact, quite funny in some way. He also kidnapped kok-kok-die.

I'm trying to publicise kok-kok-die.

Speaking of jokes, there's this lame joke by Mr. Yaw about Panda.

A Panda visited a restaurant for lunch. He ordered the food and finished it. When it was time to pay, the waiter came with the bill. The panda stood up, took out a gun and shot the waiter to death. It then walked out of the restaurant. The owner was furious so he stopped the panda and question it.

Owner: What did we do wrong??

Panda: There was nothing wrong with food or service. Just make sure you check the word 'Panda' in the dictionary.

The owner checked the dictionary for 'Panda'. And this was what he found:

Panda - An animal that eats shoots and leaves.

Got it? Mr. Yaw said that if you don't laugh like mad that means your 'Ingcliche' is not good. Hahaha.