It's swelling OMG OMG!!

Have been helping my sister to proof read her assignments...

I know it's not like me to do things that benefit others, so I'll tell you why I help out.

Because... it's CUTE.

The fun part about helping her is that I get to laugh big time. After all, laughter is the best medicine.

No offence really, but I'm not kidding. I laughed like mad when I went through the documents her teammates sent her. And it's not the first time.

I'm not being snobbish or what. I know that I'm just in foundation level and that they are... err... so sorry to say, already pursuing their degree, but it's just way too big an irony. I slap myself for being unable to control my busybody nature. *Piak!!* *Ouch! Ouch!*

And just to prove that I'm not talking rubbish here, I shall let you take a peek at the subject matter:

Part A

In the order to secure the ISO food standard the food in ABC is 100% guarantee of freshness and also authentic. Looking at the unhealthy food practice on Malaysia society, ABC provided the food which is more diet. Considering about diet, healthy and also authentic, ABC will only use olive oil as the cooking.

Secure ISO food standard or meet the standard o??

Part B

ABC staffs will wear a full white uniform, this is to make sure every stuff look tidy and clean. And the staffs must wear a cap which all their hair must be inside the cap, this is to avoid their hair from dropping into the food. Stuffs must always have a smiling face during the working period. The stuff must able to explain to customer all the food detail. In order for the stuff to be able to communicate with the customer, therefore all the stuff must at least fluent in 3 languages (English, Malay and also Chinese). Customer always the right, no matter what customer request, stuff must do their best to turn up with smiling face.

Wa... high class restaurant waiters wearing full white uniform with cap? More like a factory. Some more they have 'stuffs' serving the customers...

Part C

As what published in New Straits Times newspaper on the 6th of June 2008, government responded that when the global oil price increases, the subsides need to be increased to maintain current oil price and thus they are unable to increase the subsidy.

Need to be increased, thus unable to increase...?


I have absolutely no intention of mocking her teammates. I know my "Ingcliche oso nut berry god" but I believe that it's time for us to learn to laugh at others and, ourselves.

I mean, it's okay to learn from mistakes isn't it? Nobody is perfect.

Just that I'm surprised at the fact that my sis didn't faint at the sight of such... err... to put it in better words... 'inexperienced work' (although I would personally prefer the word 'untrained').

I shall slap myself again for being a busybody for the second time. *Piak Piak!!!!* *Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!*

Anyway, don't kill me if you feel offended. Let's be friends lol.

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Despite having a slight fever, I still followed mum and sis to Bukit Tinggi JJ.

Bought a shirt from Padini. Huge sales going on.

I was sitting in this bakery shop. Then suddenly the area got surrounded by a bunch of kids. One of them pointed to this, and asked if the bread is real.


It can't be real right?

An old man who appeared to be their guardian came and pressed his finger into the 'supposingly' fake bread. And OMG it has got texture!!

Then the old man went away with the group of kids.

Out of curiosity, I touched the bread when nobody is looking. OMG!! It's REAL. LOL.

Conclusion: Don't 'assume' because you make an 'ass' out of 'u and me'.

Sis wouldn't stop cam-whoring with my handphone. And I was badly influenced =X


I'm feeling blue again /.\"